Joshua Topolsky

Mace

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The Amazing Screw-On Head

This doesn’t sound fun

“I felt like the disaster itself was manageable,” Smith added, referring to the grounding and tilting of the ship, “but I felt like the crew was going to kill us.”

I think this sums up the problem with American politics nicely

David Carr, writing about SOPA:

Maplight, a site that researches the influence of money in politics, reported that the 32 sponsors of the legislation received four times as much in contributions from the entertainment industry as they did from software and Internet companies.

Good to be reminded that most of our politicians are nothing more than puppets for private companies whose only mandate is to make more money for themselves.

Distortions

Still perfect.

I want to go here

Public Hotel

Black Friday pepper spraying, and other cool things Americans are doing today

Nice job on making us look like assholes, assholes.

Lopez said that by the time he arrived at the video games, the display had been torn down. Employees attempted to hold back the scrum of shoppers and pick up merchandise even as customers trampled the video games and DVDs strewn on the floor.

“It was absolutely crazy,” he said.

Just think what Face/Off might have been

From Wikipedia:

Originally the film was to be set in the far future and was to star Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone in the lead roles. At one point John Woo considered Jean-Claude Van Damme whom he had worked with in Hard Target to play Sean Archer while Steven Seagal would play Castor Troy along with them learning each others fighting abilities. Other pairings that were considered was that of Harrison Ford and Michael Douglas as well as Alec Baldwin and Bruce Willis, and Al Pacino and Robert De Niro.